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Yes, Britney. "Other People Are Ahead of [You]" |
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Wednesday, 09 August 2006 |
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In this video, Britney Spears rambles to her then sex toy, Kevin Federline about random things that just don't make sense. She starts by moaning and saying that she's ugly. When Kevin asks why she said that, she says she thinks she's ugly because "[her] jaw hurts."
Yeah, we know. And judging by Kevin's reactions to that and other stupid things that she said throughout the 3 minute clip, you can tell that he thinks she's a complete moron. At one point, she asks Kevin if he's seen the movie Back To The Future. He has, so she asks him, "Is that possible? To time travel." After Kevin displays an ounce of common sense by telling her no, she insists that it is possible.
Now, I won't go so far as to say that she was drunk or high in this video, although everyone at CWLAH truly believes that she was both (even the ones who actually like her-cringes). But, it does explain her parenting choices: driving with her son on her lap, waiting days to send her son to the hospital after "the nanny" dropped him (wink, wink). Of course, the list could go on and on if I continued to recount all of the instances where Britney Spears has failed as a mother. But, I'm way off topic here, so I'll continue with this story which chronicles Britney's failures before she got knocked up.
The video appears to be footage from their short-lived reality TV series/ploy to one-up Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
I apologize if my account of the events are a little off. For the most part, it's accurate. I just couldn't bear to watch the video again to get the precise wording of what she was saying or order in which the ramblings occurred. Logged in users can view the video here.
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